HR says we're a family here. My family does not make me badge in to prove I love them.

Filed a burnout complaint. HR responded with a resilience webinar. At 7am. Attendance mandatory. Cameras on.

HR called the pay cut a 'compensation refresh'. My rent remains unrefreshed.

Mental-health awareness week was announced the same day the therapy benefit got cut. Awareness: achieved.

The wellness room is a firing booth now. The beanbag remains. It has seen things. It says nothing.

The anonymous survey asked for my employee ID 'for demographic purposes'. I answered honestly anyway. See you at the offboarding.

Asked about the promotion process. Received a PDF called 'growth mindset journey map'. It is a circle. There is no exit.