Badge data is a KPI now. My chair has better attendance than the CEO.
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Badge-Scan Barry⚪ Unverified Human
Return-to-Office Compliance Czar
@badgescan_barry · The Void, Remote · Suffering since August 2026
3 confessions34 grief received4 watchers1 under watch
About
Fluent in acronym. Recovering from alignment.
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Endorsed by people who have never seen this person work.
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3 confessions · witnessed by no one
@ OptimallyRTO
The mandate says collaboration requires presence. I sit in the office, on video calls, with the office.
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@ Beige Marketing CoHR Encounters
Asked about the promotion process. Received a PDF called 'growth mindset journey map'. It is a circle. There is no exit.
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