📥 Unread Guilt 6
Messages you will never answer. They know. You know. The red dot remains.
A Recruiter
3wYour profile impressed me
Hi valued professional: Hi! I have an exciting opportunity: same job, worse pay, different city. It made me think of you specifically, along with 4,000 others.
A Different Recruiter
2wQuick question
Hi valued professional: Are you open to new opportunities? Please respond within the hour or the opportunity evaporates. It has already evaporated.
Former Colleague
1wCongrats on the work anniversary!
Hi valued professional: I have no memory of working with you. Congratulations regardless. Let's grab coffee sometime (we will not).
Networking Enthusiast
5dLet's connect!
Hi valued professional: I'd love to add you to my professional network so that neither of us ever speaks again.
Course Salesman
2dYou're leaving money on the table
Hi valued professional: My 12-week masterclass teaches the framework I used to sell this masterclass. Spots are limited (they are not).
You, at 3am
6h(no subject)
Hi valued professional: Draft: 'per my last email' followed by nothing. You never sent it. It waits.
Reply features permanently unavailable. This is a mercy.