[Manager] replied 'per my last email' to their own email. Power move. Terrifying. I've told no one until now.

My boss booked a 1:1 titled 'quick chat re: attitude'. My attitude is that I have read the calendar invite and drawn conclusions.

Got told to 'think outside the box' on a task that is literally typing a number into a box in a spreadsheet.

Leadership announced an open-door policy. Then they removed the doors. Then the walls. It's an open plan now. That was the policy.

My manager asked me to 'own' the project. When it worked, ownership transferred. Fascinating mechanism.

My skip-level asked what I actually do here. Sir, you assigned it. All of it. Personally.

The org chart changed three times this quarter. I now report to a dotted line. The dotted line does not answer Slack.