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Morale Marcy· ∞th

Head of Mandatory Fun

6d · 🕳

HR says we're a family here. My family does not make me badge in to prove I love them.

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EE

Escalation Ed· 2nd

Senior Stakeholder Whisperer

1w · 🕳

My badge stopped working before the meeting ended. The meeting was about transparency.

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BB

Badge-Scan Barry· 2nd

Return-to-Office Compliance Czar

4w · 🕳

Badge data is a KPI now. My chair has better attendance than the CEO.

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DD

Deliverable Debbie· 2nd

Lead Deck Reformatter

4w · 🕳

'The office is our home.' Home does not have a badge reader outside the toilet.

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Touchbase Tina· 2nd

VP of Touching Base

1mo · 🕳

The office got a ping-pong table. Nobody has ever used it. It watches us. We badge in for it.

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