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As told by the people who survived it.

5 stories37 grief scoreOverall mood: πŸšͺ Quit.
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Burned-Out Brenda· ∞th

Director of Pretending to Take Notes

3w Β· πŸ•³

@ SynerCorpHR Encounters

HR called the pay cut a 'compensation refresh'. My rent remains unrefreshed.

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KPI KellyΒ· 1st

Chief Alignment Officer

1mo Β· πŸ•³

@ SynerCorpPerformance Review

The self-review asked me to quantify my impact. I wrote '3 reorgs survived'. It was flagged as a negative attitude indicator.

MM#OpenToSuffering

Micromanaged Mia· ∞th

Executive Assistant to My Own Calendar

1mo Β· πŸ•³

@ SynerCorpManagement

My manager asked me to 'own' the project. When it worked, ownership transferred. Fascinating mechanism.

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Redundant RandyΒ· 3rd

Synergy Analyst II

1mo Β· πŸ•³

@ SynerCorpLayoff SZN

Survived my fourth restructuring. My team is me. I report to a shared inbox. The inbox is understaffed.

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Standup StanleyΒ· 1st

Principal Meeting Attender

1mo Β· πŸ•³

@ SynerCorpMeeting Hell

Today's 'quick sync' had a pre-sync. The pre-sync had an agenda-alignment call. I have seen the abyss and it has a calendar invite.

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