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The retro about having too many meetings ran long. We scheduled a follow-up.
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@standup_stanley · The Void, Remote · Suffering since August 2026
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The retro about having too many meetings ran long. We scheduled a follow-up.
The standup is now 40 minutes. We remain standing. Morale is a stress position.
Today's 'quick sync' had a pre-sync. The pre-sync had an agenda-alignment call. I have seen the abyss and it has a calendar invite.