Bandwidth Solutions Group

They called it 'right-sizing'. Apparently the right size does not include anyone who built the product.

The standup is now 40 minutes. We remain standing. Morale is a stress position.

Every time I say 'great question' I mean 'I was not listening'. Nobody has noticed since 2021. Great question.

My review says 'exceeds expectations'. My raise says the expectations were the reward.